| My Brain Response: 102 Processing Essential T-Shirt | Present your attitude with this jolly essential t-shirt and let people know you don't ignore them, it just takes some time to process their request. |
| My Brain Response: 204 No Content Essential T-Shirt | Dress yourself up with this humorous essential t-shirt and let people know in advance there’s no content in your head, so they will stop bothering you with their requests. |
| My Brain Response: 400 Bad Request Essential T-Shirt | Show up in this jolly essential t-shirt so if anyone asks you for something, discard it easily by marking it a bad request. |
| My Brain Response: 401 Unauthorized Essential T-Shirt | Put on this humorous essential t-shirt and enjoy your solitude - people can’t bother you if you don’t authorize them to give you questions. |
| My Brain Response: 402 Payment Required Essential T-Shirt | Get stylish with this jolly essential t-shirt to ask people to pay if they ask to use the capacity of your brain. |
| My Brain Response: 403 Forbidden Essential T-Shirt | Present your attitude with this humorous essential t-shirt to make your thoughts your thoughts only. Deny others access to your head once and for all. |
| My Brain Response: 404 Not Found Essential T-Shirt | Dress yourself up with this jolly essential t-shirt so whatever people ask, you simply don’t know. Maybe because you don’t have a brain at all. |
| My Brain Response: 408 Request Timeout Essential T-Shirt | Show up in this humorous essential t-shirt as the best excuse of all. If someone’s request takes too long to process, you brain has right to discard it. |
| My Brain Response: 410 Gone Essential T-Shirt | Put on this jolly essential t-shirt to tell people that your brain’s gone. On vacation or for good. People should realize there’s no point to ask you anything. |
| My Brain Response: 413 Payload Too Large Essential T-Shirt | Get stylish with this humorous essential t-shirt if your spouse asks for too much from you. Let them know you can’t handle everything. |
| My Brain Response: 418 I am a Teapot Essential T-Shirt | Present your attitude with this jolly essential t-shirt and let people know you simple refuse to brew and serve coffee because you are, permanently, a teapot. |
| My Brain Response: 426 Upgrade Required Essential T-Shirt | Dress yourself up with this humorous essential t-shirt if your brain can’t process request from people, because it is outdated. It’s normal. You're not dumb, just need an upgrade. |
| My Brain Response: 429 Too Many Requests Essential T-Shirt | Show up in this jolly essential t-shirt if many people asks you for too many things simultaneously. This is your brain’s way out of it. |
| My Brain Response: 500 Internal Error Essential T-Shirt | Put on this humorous essential t-shirt if you got mad or went bonkers. Blame the others for giving you incorrect requests. |
| My Brain Response: 501 Not Implemented Essential T-Shirt | Get stylish with this jolly essential t-shirt if your brain is a clean slate. Whoever asks you anything, your brain hasn’t got a solution yet. |
| My Brain Response: 502 Bad Gateway Essential T-Shirt | Present your attitude with this humorous essential t-shirt if your brain isn’t the right tool to deal with people’s requests. Sometimes you should try some other organ. |
| My Brain Response: 503 Service Unavailable Essential T-Shirt | Dress yourself up with this jolly essential t-shirt if your brain can’t respond because you need the time for maintenance and repairs. |
| My Brain Response: 529 Overloaded Essential T-Shirt | Show up in this humorous essential t-shirt to dismiss people’s requests because your brain is already dealing with more that it can handle. |
| My Brain Response: 530 Frozen Essential T-Shirt | Put on this jolly essential t-shirt if your brain can’t do anything, because it is stuck in an infinite loop or lost the main thread. |
| Brain Friday - 100% Off Essential T-Shirt | Get stylish with this humorous essential t-shirt to celebrate Friday with your brain switched 100% off. Workweek is over, so stop thinking. |
| Fun Is Always On My Mind Essential T-Shirt | Present your attitude with this jolly essential t-shirt to make people love hanging out with you if they know that every neuron in your head is dedicated to fun. |
| Love Is Always On My Mind Essential T-Shirt | Dress yourself up with this humorous essential t-shirt if sharing some love is the best thing ever for you. And it is easy when love occupies your mind completely. |
| Money Is Always On My Mind Essential T-Shirt | Show up in this jolly essential t-shirt if it's absolutely ok for you to think about money. Focus on money to get lots of it. |
| Music Is Always On My Mind Essential T-Shirt | Put on this humorous essential t-shirt to tune in to the magical vibration of music. Let your every brain cell dance to the beat. |
| Success Is Always On My Mind Essential T-Shirt | Get stylish with this jolly essential t-shirt to acknowledge that success begins in your head. Confirm your attitude daily and success will be yours for sure. |
| Sex Is Always On My Mind Essential T-Shirt | Put on this funny essential t-shirt to reveal you think of sex al the time. Why not to confess it and you'll find more people for your intimate adventures. |
| You Are Always On My Mind Essential T-Shirt | Get stylish with this laughable essential t-shirt to show your loved one that their are all that you think of all the time. |
| Party Is Always On My Mind Essential T-Shirt | Present your attitude with this funny essential t-shirt if your life is one big party. Send out invitation to everyone around you and have the best time ever! |
| Work Is Always On My Mind Essential T-Shirt | Dress yourself up with this laughable essential t-shirt to confess you are a workaholic. So what? Only a few lucky people love their work and spend all their time doing it. |
| Sh*t Is Always On My Mind Essential T-Shirt | Show up in this funny essential t-shirt to admit you are not Einstein. You can have your own shit in your head that nobody else understands. |
| Empty Head - Well, That Is Your Problem Essential T-Shirt | Put on this laughable essential t-shirt to insult people and humiliate their opinions without saying a single word. |
| Useful Guide - If CIA's Knocking On Your Door Essential T-Shirt | Show up in this silly essential t-shirt to be ready when CIA knocks on your door. Use this helpful advice in case CIA or other authority visits you without any further warning. |
| I'm Paranoid So They Are After Me Essential T-Shirt | Show up in this humorous essential t-shirt if you are paranoid and thinking they are after you. Life is challenging when your imagination is more believable than real world. |
| PsychoTheRapist - Identity Puzzle Essential T-Shirt | Show up in this funny essential t-shirt to confuse people and make them puzzled about your identity, mental health and about what you can do to them. |