| My Brain Response: 102 Processing | Let people know you don't ignore them, it just takes some time to process their request. |
| My Brain Response: 204 No Content | If people know in advance there’s no content in your head, they will stop bothering you with their requests. |
| My Brain Response: 400 Bad Request | If anyone asks you for something, discard it easily by marking it a bad request. |
| My Brain Response: 401 Unauthorized | Enjoy your solitude, people can’t bother you if you don’t authorize them to give you questions. |
| My Brain Response: 402 Payment Required | Do people ask to use capacity of your brain? Ask them to pay for it. Nothing’s for free. |
| My Brain Response: 403 Forbidden | Your thoughts are your thoughts only. Deny others access to your head once and for all. |
| My Brain Response: 404 Not Found | Whatever they ask, you simply don’t know. Maybe because you don’t have a brain at all. |
| My Brain Response: 408 Request Timeout | The best excuse of all. If someone’s request takes too long to process, you brain has right to discard it. |
| My Brain Response: 410 Gone | Your brain’s gone. On vacation or for good. People should realize there’s no point to ask you anything. |
| My Brain Response: 413 Payload Too Large | Your spouse asks for too much from you? Let them know you can’t handle everything. |
| My Brain Response: 418 I am a Teapot | Let people know you simple refuse to brew and serve coffee because you are, permanently, a teapot. |
| My Brain Response: 426 Upgrade Required | Your brain can’t process request from people, because it is outdated. It’s normal. You're not dumb, just need an upgrade. |
| My Brain Response: 429 Too Many Requests | Many people asks you for too many things simultaneously? This is your brain’s way out of it. |
| My Brain Response: 500 Internal Error | You got mad or went bonkers? Blame the others for giving you incorrect requests. |
| My Brain Response: 501 Not Implemented | Your brain is a clean slate. Whoever asks you anything, your brain hasn’t got a solution yet. |
| My Brain Response: 502 Bad Gateway | Sometimes your brain isn’t the right tool to deal with people’s requests. You should try some other organ. |
| My Brain Response: 503 Service Unavailable | Sometimes your brain can’t respond because you need the time for maintenance and repairs. |
| My Brain Response: 529 Overloaded | Dismiss people’s requests because your brain is already dealing with more that it can handle. |
| My Brain Response: 530 Frozen | Your brain can’t do anything, because it is stuck in an infinite loop or lost the main thread. |