Let people know you don't ignore them, it just takes some time to process their request.

If people know in advance there’s no content in your head, they will stop bothering you with their requests.

If anyone asks you for something, discard it easily by marking it a bad request.

Enjoy your solitude, people can’t bother you if you don’t authorize them to give you questions.

Do people ask to use capacity of your brain? Ask them to pay for it. Nothing’s for free.

Your thoughts are your thoughts only. Deny others access to your head once and for all.

Whatever they ask, you simply don’t know. Maybe because you don’t have a brain at all.

The best excuse of all. If someone’s request takes too long to process, you brain has right to discard it.

Your brain’s gone. On vacation or for good. People should realize there’s no point to ask you anything.

Your spouse asks for too much from you? Let them know you can’t handle everything.

Let people know you simple refuse to brew and serve coffee because you are, permanently, a teapot.

Your brain can’t process request from people, because it is outdated. It’s normal. You're not dumb, just need an upgrade.

Many people asks you for too many things simultaneously? This is your brain’s way out of it.

You got mad or went bonkers? Blame the others for giving you incorrect requests.

Your brain is a clean slate. Whoever asks you anything, your brain hasn’t got a solution yet.

Sometimes your brain isn’t the right tool to deal with people’s requests. You should try some other organ.

Sometimes your brain can’t respond because you need the time for maintenance and repairs.

Dismiss people’s requests because your brain is already dealing with more that it can handle.

Your brain can’t do anything, because it is stuck in an infinite loop or lost the main thread.