Original Moodific Designs

Helpful advice in case CIA or other authority visits you without any further warning.

Let people know you don't ignore them, it just takes some time to process their request.

If people know in advance there’s no content in your head, they will stop bothering you with their requests.

If anyone asks you for something, discard it easily by marking it a bad request.

Enjoy your solitude, people can’t bother you if you don’t authorize them to give you questions.

Do people ask to use capacity of your brain? Ask them to pay for it. Nothing’s for free.

Your thoughts are your thoughts only. Deny others access to your head once and for all.

Whatever they ask, you simply don’t know. Maybe because you don’t have a brain at all.

The best excuse of all. If someone’s request takes too long to process, you brain has right to discard it.

Your brain’s gone. On vacation or for good. People should realize there’s no point to ask you anything.

Your spouse asks for too much from you? Let them know you can’t handle everything.

Let people know you simple refuse to brew and serve coffee because you are, permanently, a teapot.